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Opposing nerfball teams sing contratempo aria while doing battle over rows of workstations. Kettledrums resound each time a player is hit, as player goes down in mock-agony. Enter janitor, high-contrast blue uniform, center stage, with mop. Arms spread wide, he appeals to audience:

Janitor [voce profunda]: These people are piiiiiigs!