Piano playing watermelon

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Phew! Watermelon exits stage left and is ushered by manager down twisty turning narrow halls to dressing room.

"You ok?" the manager asks.

"Jesus! What do you think?" You have no idea how hard it is to play the piano when you have no hands!"

"Yeah, OK. (looks at his watch) Let's not get started again. You need anything? They're being real sticklers this time. 20 minute break exactly. Three sets."

"I should have stayed on the patch. (rolls around in irritation) I need a massage. My seeds are aching and my vine stub needs to be readjusted."

"Alright, I'll get Mort in here. Just have a seat and take a load off." Manager shuffles down hall looking for Mort. Watermelon rolls around some more, trying to get comfortable, thinking about the next set.